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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:00
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Can you wash a dog with washing liquid used for humans?
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
What is the difference between sales incentives and sales promotions?
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Naz Reid signing new five-year contract to stay with Timberwolves - Sports Illustrated
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
No way
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Yankees To Reinstate Giancarlo Stanton - MLB Trade Rumors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Google’s Pixel 10 phones will reportedly launch on August 13th - The Verge
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
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Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How Can AI Researchers Save Energy? By Going Backward. - Quanta Magazine
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Aut explicabo sapiente quis consequuntur fuga consectetur fugit.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.